Karma

Why is it that whenever you see someone that you haven't seen in a long time, like an ex boyfriend who now happens to be a personal trainer, you look about 11 x yuckier than you usually look? or is this a phenomenom that happens to no one else but me?

No make up, a giant zit on my chin, wind beaten hair, and an ulcer on my lip from going crazy with the citrus fruit last week. Why must fresh orange juice taste so good but be so bad for me? It is good for like 99% of everyone else on the planet...probably the same 99% that look unusually hot when the run into exes and old friends.

Ahh well, such is life I suppose. At least I did not have anything stuck in my teeth....I think.